If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

(Source: coluring, via wickedyetnice)


how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

(via crrocs)

(via crrocs)

  • girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
  • me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
  • girlfriends father: haha sweet


I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

(via internetrachel)


COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via phatticuss)